50 Funny Anniversary Quotes Messages & Wishes To Keep The Love Alive

“Want some humor and warmth in your anniversary wishes? These Funny anniversary quotes, sayings messages, and wishes are the best way to keep your love alive as you celebrate the new year together. Whether you’re celebrating something important or just cheering him up. References range from humorous to charming anecdotes, and witty and Heartfelt sentiments add a playful touch to your expression of love, these quotes and sayings will help you cherish the memories and look forward to seeing your loved ones.

Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly
  • On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part
  • An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
  • To my incredible husband, happy anniversary! Thank you for always being there to fix things, especially my computer and my never-ending cravings for snacks.
  • It would be hard to picture a life without you, I mean who would pay the mortgage?
  • Happy wedding anniversary to the man who’s been smart enough to avoid arguing with me over the years.
  • Happy Anniversary, my love. I never knew being married meant I’d have someone to pick out my clothes each day, tell me how to wear my hair and give me driving instructions.
  • Happy anniversary to the guy who can fix anything around the house except his questionable fashion choices. You’re lucky you have me!
  • My favorite part of waking up to you in the morning… is when you’re handing me coffee!
  • Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.
  • My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.
  • To my amazing husband, you put up with my Instagram, and I put up with your fantasy football. We’re even. Happy anniversary!
Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!
  • Happy wedding anniversary hubby, you’re doing great, I wouldn’t have been able to put up with me for this long.
  • To my dear husband, who has successfully survived another year of marriage. Happy anniversary!
  • Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • A good marriage is one that makes room for love, patience, understanding, and truth, as well as all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to my husband who lets me have all the room that I want.
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you are looking for, go and live with a car battery.
  • Even though we have more gray hair, wrinkles, and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old.
  • Happy wedding anniversary to my husband from the best thing you ever said yes to.
  • Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!
  • Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!
  • “Spice up your anniversary card with funny anniversary quotes, messages, and wishes; they’re sure to bring a smile to your partner’s face!”
  • Sometimes I look at you and I just can’t help but feel happy for you. After all, you married the world’s most beautiful and brilliant woman. Happy anniversary, dearest husband.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • “Another year of love, laughter, and trying to figure out what you’re mad about this time. Happy anniversary to the queen of my heart – even when she’s in ‘royal displeasure’ mode!”
  • “Happy anniversary to the woman who knows how to keep a straight face even when I’m being my goofiest. You’re the laughter in my life, and I love you for it!”
  • “Celebrating another year with the woman who can be mad at me and still make my heart skip a beat. Happy anniversary to my forever adorable wife!”
  • “They say opposites attract. That’s probably why I’m so attracted to you! Happy anniversary, my love.”
  • Women love their ears but don’t forget that they are also easily moved by souvenirs.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other.
  • Happy anniversary to the man who makes all my dreams come true, except for the one where I meet David Beckham.
  • Another year, another excuse to eat cake with the person I love. Happy anniversary!
  • Happy anniversary to my favorite partner in crime! I can’t believe we haven’t been caught yet.
  • Happy anniversary to the man who always knows how to make me laugh… even when I’m trying to be serious. You have a way of lightening the mood, babe.
  • Baby, I know I forgot to tell you how much I appreciate all the things you do, but I can always count on you being there to remind me.
  • My love for you still gives me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.
  • Congrats on surviving another year of dealing with my weird quirks.
  • Still crazy about you after all this time. Happy anniversary!
  • Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies.
  • We’re the perfect pair. You’re the jelly to my peanut butter, the tonic to my gin, the mold to my cheese… I do really love stinky blue cheese.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • I was thinking of going to the bakery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home.
  • Here’s to the love of my life and the special person who’s put up with me for another year.
  • Happy anniversary to the person who makes me feel like I can conquer the world… or at least the mountain of laundry that’s piled up in the corner.
  • Another year has passed and I’m still the luckiest woman. You still make me laugh, even when I don’t want to. Happy anniversary!
  • Every heart sings a song, incomplete until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.
  • I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
  • If marriage was a box of chocolates you’d be the love heart with the warm, soft center.  
  • Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.
  • Happy anniversary to an amazing husband, still good looking, still funny, intelligent. Meh, a couple of wrinkles here and there, a few grays but on the whole still in tip-top condition. You’ve passed for another year. 
  • To a husband who makes all other husbands look bad. You’re the best by far!
Funny Anniversary Quotes
  • When penguins find their partner they stay together for life. You’re definitely my penguin.
  • Another year of being married to my partner in crime and the only person who knows all my secrets Let’s keep making trouble together! Happy anniversary, babe.
  • Another year of being married to the man who stole my heart and my last cookie. Happy anniversary, my love.
  • To the man who still makes my heart race, mainly because you’re terrible at putting things away. Happy anniversary!
  • May we have many more years of wine and endless episodes of our favorite shows? Happy wedding anniversary!
  • This anniversary, I want you to know you are my reason for getting up in the morning. Who else is going to cook breakfast?
  • Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I’ve ever made.
  • Wishing a happy anniversary to the second most beautiful human on this earth. The first, obviously, is me!
  • Congratulations on surviving another year of my endless questions and indecisiveness. You deserve an award for being the most patient husband in the world!
  • On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband.

What to say on your anniversary funny?

Here are some funny things you can say on your anniversary:
“Happy anniversary! Thanks for putting up with my quirks for another year.”
“We go together like cake and frosting—sweet and a little messy!”
“Happy anniversary! I still love you, even though you steal the covers.”
“Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!”

What is a cool way to say happy anniversary?

Here are some cool ways to say happy anniversary:
“Cheers to another awesome year together!”
“Happy anniversary to us!”
“Celebrating another trip around the sun with my favorite person.”
“Another year, another adventure! Happy anniversary!”
“Time flies when you’re having fun—happy anniversary!”

What are some good anniversary quotes?

Here are some good anniversary quotes:
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” – Audrey Hepburn
“In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” – Maya Angelou
“Love grows more tremendously full, swift, poignant, as the years multiply.” – Zane Grey
“Real love stories never have endings.” – Richard Bach
“The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.” – Julia Child

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